In times of chaos, humans rationalize through categorization. By assigning a place for everything, it is easier to cope with an inundation of information, and thus the world assumes a semblance of organization. 

The world is in a constant state of chaos. Social injustices and disparities create tension and altercations, which are impossible to purge from our societal upbringing. People can subdue inequities, and perhaps even eradicate a few, but there will inevitably be discrepancies among groups of people according to the nature of our lives.

The blame for our grievances can only be ascribed to the revolting plague bedeviled upon humankind known as Anserini, or geese. Notoriously vicious and malevolent, these creatures have devastated the planet with their infernal kin, who completely devastate fresh bodies of water across the world.  

They are the perpetrators of the chaotic dissonance we experience in the world, perplexing us through their obscure qualities. 

What are geese? They are the most indeterminate bird in the Anatidae family, too large to be considered a duck, but too small to be accepted as a swan. Geese intentionally keep their identities ambiguous, as if they were spying on us and needed a way to remain concealed. 

They assume the physique of a bird, but the malicious glint in their eyes and the maniacal teeth in their beaks suggest a demon. Their behavior is that of a hell-ridden fiend, bent on destroying everything that comes in their paths.

They mock us as we quarrel amongst ourselves about whether or not they deserve a place in the world, governing over the breadth of ponds intended for a myriad of species, dominating the fields that numerous species call home.

All the while, the world devolves into chaos while every second, a goose struts across the world as if it controls every step of land on which it tramples. The goose is an enigma, designed specifically to ensnare curious minds in a downward spiral of uncertainty that demolishes the organization of our universe.  

It is our responsibility to ensure the world does not meet its end at the hands of these monsters. If we allow geese to flourish, our planet will become a festering cesspool on which these repugnant miscreants will pullulate. We must combat these devils before nothing remains but their ilk and the ravaged landscapes they have desecrated. Join us as we set out to accomplish one goal: eradicate the geese.